thelauraaurora:

f3tchh:

earl-frank-sun:

girlspines:

pregnat4:

k1mkardashian:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i thought this was a chicken with its hands on its hips

omfg 

IM TRYING SO HARD TO SEE THE CHICKEN BUT ALL I SEE IS A PUG???

that is one sassy chicken

oh my fucking GOD

Omg

justaraeofsunshine:

Sexyyyy

…nothing is the same until you know that they have found you ♪

myspacefamosity:

nicki-minaj-a-trois:

AHH OMG WHAT

WHST

aseaofpsychedelicriffs:

llama in Times Square, 1957

- Inge Morath

Don’t do this to me.

asthefirstswallowssang:

30 days of Lord of the Rings. Day 17→ A scene that makes you cringe.

#ok this scene is supposed to be bittersweet and happy and all but there was NO NEED to sit there and guffaw at each other for half an hour i mean help i’m drowning in cheese. #it’s like frodo wakes up and gandalf’s standing there and frodo’s like ‘gaaandaaaalf?’ and gandalf’s like ‘HO HO HO’ and frodo’s like ‘HEE HEE HEE’ and they continue that for 2 minutes and then merry and pippin come in and jump on poor frodo’s bed i mean isn’t he injured that would kind of hurt but all the meanwhile gandalf’s still there like ‘HO HO HO’ while merry and pippin beat up poor injured frodo and then gimli comes in and i mean look at gimli he just goes insane at the sight of frodo and goes ‘WAY-HAY-HAY HO HO HA ZIPPA-DEE-DOO-DAH’ and throws his hands up in celebration and then legolas comes in and does nothing because he’s an elf and frodo doesn’t seem to remember who he is and gandalf’s still like ‘HO HO HO’ and then aragorn comes in with this creepy/sexy smile that makes him look like he’s about to rape frodo right there and then sam comes in and finally there’s a sane moment but meanwhile your eyes have already started to bleed and you’ve started to wonder if this long journey has messed with their minds or WHAT

hahahaha oh my gosh JILL

Perfect for you
I will be perfect for you
So you could go crazy
Or I could go crazy, it’s true
Sometimes life isn’t sane
But crazy I know I can do
Cause crazy is perfect
And fucked up is perfect
So I will be perfect
Perfect
Perfect for you

milesjai:

DEAD.