9 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 5:52am + 465,257 notes
via tobaccoes (originally hydrotoxicity)
10 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 4:49am + 26,157 notes
via waitingona2ndchance (originally sgpiegp4rt)
10 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 4:45am + 535,512 notes
via nosilaaaa (originally verticalfood)
# Ugh
11 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 4:10am + 24,308 notes
via allengamble (originally vintagefashionmagic)
11 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 4:06am + 2,676 notes
via oliveirie (originally blackchristianbale)
11 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 4:04am + 1,562 notes
via oliveirie (originally llovespell)
He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.
I did not write this (via llovespell)
11 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 4:02am + 38,453 notes
via monsieurvalentine (originally hallandoates1970topresent-deact)

richwhitelesbian:

hey mtv, welcome to my crib! that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion

11 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 4:00am + 5,018 notes
via oliveirie (originally words-of-emotion)
11 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 3:47am + 533 notes
via theclearlydope (originally theclearlydope)

theclearlydope:

Duly noted.

[via]

11 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 3:41am + 64,791 notes
via hi-im-in-delaware (originally slutmost)

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

12 hours ago on 22 July 2014 @ 2:38am + 75,987 notes
via hi-im-in-delaware (originally pinkcookiedimples)

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

17 hours ago on 21 July 2014 @ 9:24pm + 165,458 notes
via turningnightintoday (originally ravioligarchy)

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

1 day ago on 21 July 2014 @ 4:14am + 73,999 notes
via hottestintheoffice (originally ufocottoncandy)
1 day ago on 21 July 2014 @ 4:11am + 286,236 notes
via hi-im-in-delaware (originally donutsornonuts)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

1 day ago on 21 July 2014 @ 4:10am + 10,553 notes
via nosilaaaa (originally awwww-cute)

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

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