Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
I’m so tempted to make a music video to this
I SCREAMED AND NOW IMG FUCKING CRHYING OH MYN fgoD
FUCK
Hell is upon us.
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

#headlines breadlines blow my mind and now this dealines eviction or payyyyy RENT #how do you write a song when the chords sound wrong though they once sounded right and rare #when they notes are sour where is the power you once had to ignite the aiiirrr? #we’re hungry and frozen #some life that we’ve chosen #how we gunna ppaaayyy #how we gunna ppaaayyyy #how we gunna paayyyy #LAST #YEARS #RENT
#HOW DO YOU START A FIRE WHEN THERE IS NOTHING TO BURN AND IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING IS STUCK IN YOUR FLUE! #HOW DO YOU GENERATE HEAT WHEN YOU CAN’T FEEL YOUR FEET AND THEY’RE TURNING BLUE! #YOU LIGHT UP A MEAN BLAZE! #WITH POSTERS AND SCREEN PLAYS! #HOW WE GONNA PAY?! #LAST YEARS REEEEEEEEEEENT!
#The music ignites the night with passionate fire! #(Maureen I’m not a theater person!) #The narration crackles and pops with incendiary wit! #(Could never be a theater person!) #Zoom in as they burn the past to the ground! #And feel the heat of the future’s glow! #HOW DO YOU LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND WHEN IT KEEPS FINDING WAYS TO GET TO YOUR HEART! #IT REACHES WAY DOWN DEEP AND TEARS YOU INSIDE OUT TIL YOU’RE TORN APART! #RENT!
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life
It doesn’t even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I’m famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I’m in your signs. I’m in your browsers. I’m in your instant messengers. I’m not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.
Enough of this bullshit. I’m gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.“I’m Comic Sans, Asshole” by Mike Lacher